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derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

I MADE A MISTAKE PEOPLE! OKAY?! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP REBLOGGING THIS!

ok buddy man 

doctorsherlocklokison:

im-depressed-but-funny:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i’m not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real

For a while i thought you meant that you had to not tell people that god was real.

This is why punctuation was created

rottersofroarton:

you guys realise that people not in the itf fandom are just gonna think that we all have some sort of vicious personal vendetta against a random guy called gary?????

raisesomehale:

Simon Monroe summed up in one script line:

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saxas:

compasswaters:

lavender brown gets more hate for how she handles unrequited romantic feelings than snape does and i find that incredibly disturbing

Also Cho Chang gets more hate for crying and grieving over the death of her boyfriend, than Snape does for literally abusing and terrorizing children because he couldn’t have Lily Evans. 

natureconservancy:

Seeing Eye-to-Eye with Scientists About Climate Change
Have a climate skeptic in your life? Here are some resources to turn ‘em around. Including one-liners! 
—davidconnell

natureconservancy:

Seeing Eye-to-Eye with Scientists About Climate Change

Have a climate skeptic in your life? Here are some resources to turn ‘em around. Including one-liners! 

—davidconnell

the-gingerbread-knight:

biggest and most elegant “fuck you” ever

pomegranateandivy:

“The story about where volcanoes come from” 

This is the most beautiful story I’ve ever read about the creation of volcanoes 

luciferisen:

paramacc:

did you say….. supernatural?

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this is so accurate that it’s not even funny