*concert voice* so how is everyone doing tonight!!
*from the back of the room* ok how are u
how do beliebers still even exist
How do dumbasses still exist?
thats literally the exact same question
i’m so straight i refuse to turn on curves. its been days and i’m running out of gas. i wish i could get home
just go in reverse….
i’m not gay i don’t put it in the rear
To whoever made this you are a fucking genius my friend
my problem with writing stories is that i’d rather imagine it and play it out in my mind than actually put it into words
I always feel like I should apologize for my personal posts, but then I realize that I have Ultimate Blog Power. I can write an essay about how sad I am and then post ten pictures of dogs rollerblading. You can’t stop me.
GET YOUR REMAINING LIMBS IN THE GAME
MOST OF US ARE IN THIS TOGETHER.
GETCHA HEAD OUT OF THAT TITAN’S MOUTH OH GOD
when u misunderstand what someone is trying to say so you respond incorrectly
i had two posts hit 20k today, one involving a hairbeard and the other involving a traumatic children’s movie i did it mom i’m cool on the internet